Oh, hello, Nikid. How Loyal You Are.

Someone asked the other day if it's just them, or if I'm getting followers like "whoa".  I guiltily affirmed her. Then my guilt got the best of me and I told her that it's only because I practically make people become my follower. I don't think I've ever felt so vulnerable in my life. Especially because since she pointed this out, I haven't gotten ONE single follower. (????????????????) Anyone feel me? (If you really understand, f-ing click follow! Just saying  begging.)

Is it a red flag to want this to be my blog-world identity?

My brother Dan suggested that maybe I don't treat my followers well enough. So I decided to give a very public (to 27 people. Shameful.) shoutout to Nikid. Maybe I didn't give Nikid enough credit in my previous post. She is the most loyal follower out there. She actually waits for the next post. She ALWAYS comments.  Maybe I portrayed her as a bit of a Nazi. (?) Maybe I just got carried away with being free as hell in Blog world. (Maybe that's why my followers trailed off. I mean dead ended. Yes, I am obsessed.) Let me right this wrong. Nikid and I were off to a bad start, but I suppose it was divine intervention that led us to weekly playdates and joint online shopping attempts. She even babysat my kids- last minute. (And I don't let ANYONE babysit my kids.) She cooks amazing meals and offers decorating advice. She doesn't laugh. Ever. (So funny.) Her best quality? Her husband's a bit of a Ned himself, but NikiD takes him as he is. And then some. (ie. She thinks it's funny that they have the same size feet, whereas I've lied about Ned's shoe size.) Anyway, in case I set the tone for Nikid, please, all twenty-f-ing-seven of you, recalculate my friend, and loyal follower, Nikid. And recommend my GD blog. I might pay you.